I came home from school, my brother came home for the weekend. I was kind of glad to see him because the last time I saw him seemed so distant from now. Even though we don't really talk at all besides saying Hi or something generic, it just kind of feels different when he's not here. It's not like he ever walked out of his room often because he stored food and drinks up there. But at night he would come out and watch TV with us. Basically. Shortly after I was home, my sister called from the bus to see if my cousin Sammi could come over. Her dad's house is literally 2, maybe three houses away from our road/house, so she was already on the bus. She comes over on Mondays, she has been for a couple years. But when she ends up not coming for some reason I end up being bummed. And when she does come I get in the worst mood because she stresses everyone out. My mom becomes such a beeyotch (no offense) to her because she is just so loud, annoying, nonstop, and eats everything in site. AND in the living room when every time she is over we tell her not to eat in ther (even tohugh we do, but it's our house). And my sister changes when she's over as well. She feels the need to be extra bratty and rude to our mom and try to act cool in front of her or something. Oh what seventh grade can do to you.
So when they walked inside, I was sitting on the couch watching SNL videos (The Lawrence Welk Show, LAWLZ.) And for a while she just sat like across the room, but suddenly she had an urge to sit next to me. Not next to me, but touching me. Really obnoxious. When I'm at the computer at home I hate when my sister sits on the couch a foot away from me, let alone RIGHT NEXT TO ME READING EVERY SINGLE THING IM DOING. So when she tried to grab one of the earbuds I was using to listen to the videos and block out all the sudden noise brought in my house, I declined. She was rather shocked because she's used to getting everything she wants. She really is a spoiled brat. She's on her what, sixth phone? I've have three phones in my life, and I only got the second one because with my first phone screen was completely black. I even used it for months while half of the screen was black. And of course all of her phones have been 200 dollars or more. Mine have been Free After Rebate phones. This is not jealousy. She is purely spoiled. When she loses a phone charger for her highly expensive phone, instead of getting a $10 charger, she gets a new phone. And the fact that when her mom can get an upgrade, Sammi gives her her "old" phone, and gets a new one, so she gets new phones twice as often. And when you include when she gets more phones when she loses them or breaks them or loses the charger, that is too many phones I can count on one hand. Extremely redonkulous. Back to the story. So of course the reason why she is sitting skin to skin, well shirt to shirt on the couch, is because my sister is sitting on the way other side with Doritos (Hahaha Tyler! Ah I miss those videos..) but for some reason she is compelled to breathe the same air I breathe. So eventually I dig in to let her watch videos when she says "Here, look up funny commercials... oh... is that what you wee watching..!?" So we watched a couple. Then I said I was tired of watching videos. And my friend was IMing me and upset about something, but I couldn't really talk to her because Sammi would have read every word before I got to. She was visiously texting to her oh-so-popular friends because she is just so cool and everyone loves her. Any ways. She was still reading it. I could tell. And that bugs me so much. For some reason I'm weird about when my sister sits close to me on the computer because she probably will read stuff and I hate that. So when my cousin hops on the couch RIGHT next to me, incase you didn't get that earlier, causing a lot of weight to weigh the recliner on the couch down, another pet peeve, when she asks "Why is the recliner, like, low and like, going down" And me and my mom respond something along the lines of "because the recliner in this couch is meant for one person. It is one seat... Not a lot of weight" She just pretended like that hint wasn't enough to kick her off.
She is rather dumb as well. And I really only say that because it is oh so VERY true. She stole the computer and went on wittyprofiles.com, and she found herself reading a "How to keep an idiot busy for hours, scroll down" And when you scroll down you read, "How to keep and idoit busy for hours, scroll up" As I look in the corner of my eyes she just keeps scrolling up and down up and down up and down asking why she doesn't get it. I respond with "Are you serious?! Like you're really kidding right? Please tell me you are. You REALLY don't get that,...REALLY?!" I made her feel like an idiot. But she is. She just kept pretending like she didn't understand, I mean really, do you have to ACT dumb to get attention, because I'm pretty sure every second of your life you try to have all eyes on you. Agh. And I only spent like 2 hours with her, because I luckily escaped to Lizz's house for a couple hours. Oh. And when Sammi was sitting next to me, she was eating her Doritos SO obnoxiously loud. Jessica, you'll understand this. She was nomnom-ing and crunchcrunch-ing. Like "[Ohmuhgawd! That's so disgusting!] NOMNOMNOM." Except it was in my ear. I HATE that. Wow I can't beleive how much she annoys me. In ONE day. She ruins my Friday. I was so tired and bitter already and she had to come and inconvenience everyone by making everyone else in a bad mood, when we're already in one. I mean she *can* be fun, when I *feel* like having fun with her. But most of the time when she is over I am far too tired, stressed out, and grumpy from school. She is just always peppy and hyper and loud. And my family is quiet, TV watching, hush toned voices. One good thing about her coming over, is that my mom says "when she comes over, she makes me appreciate my kids more", uh, thanks? Well, if you read all of this you are. An amazing person... and maybe I'll give you a prize.
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